Wednesday, February 27, 2008

am I not Good Enough!

My colleagues and I were sent to a two week advertising course organized by a so called company from the US. On the first day of briefing, the iron lady facilitator told us that every everyone must have a D SLR. Furious, I said to her 'Hey bitch, that has nothing to do with the work I'm doing'. Faking politeness she answered 'It's part of the training' and that was it. Shit! where am I going to get that much money to buy that camera. I then called my company and asked if they could lend me theirs. All my boss could say was, we're using every single one of them. I then realized I'm working in a dumpster! The bad day ain't over yet -
I shared a hotel room with one of the participants and I didn't knew he was a sex maniac before he asked me if I brought any sex films with me. I was so angry I told him to shut the fuck up before I threw him out the window. Damn! If I was to have fun with myself, I'd do it with a girl or a street prostitute but definitely not in front of this bisexual looking guy. If any fucking bad thing happens to me again tomorrow, I'll quit my job and start looking for a more decent one - although Singapore is a fucking hard place to find work.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

My Fucking Deaf Neighbor!

I really can't stand it, everytime my neighbor watches tv (18 hours everyday), he'd turn the volume like the sound of war in Iraq. If I have hearing disabilities after this you'd know who's fucking ass to blame. This fucking bastard can't stop watching boring Chinese shows aired on god knows what channel until I can't even sleep sometimes and had to put pillows all over my head. I just moved in the neighborhood and alreay I have to buy earmuffs! For now I won't call the cops. When I do, I'll make sure he gets a full ear check in the prison hospital!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

IntroWise

I hate intros! So lets get to the point shall we? You damn asses out there could come and check this blog out any time your useless lives have so-called 'extra' time, the same goes to those who are jobless and always have time! I'm gonna post posts about everything that goes around this wonderful brain of mine - anything, you get that? I'm gonna go now and leave yourselves wondering what I'll write next. Till then - go fuck yourselves.