Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hello you Fucking Old Blog. I'm back!

Aha! I'm back from a year of MIA.

What fucking happened? What went on during the shit ass year long period?

Well, of course I'm not going to tell you all of it but let me give you a gist of all the dirty details:
  1. I quit my job six months ago. Yes the job I mentioned in my previous post. But I did achieve some things before leaving that useless hole such as making sure all the people I hated working with left before I did. Also, I created a scandalous scheme to get my superior FIRED! Ahahahaha serves him right to mess with me.
  2. I'm now working as a financing freelancer (no more details than that) and also providing therapy for all the proven losers out there. I mean, these people can't solve their problems and expect me to solve them? What the fuck! I have problems too you know but since you insist, I don't mind the $80 to hear you whine!
  3. I moved out from my house to a nicer apartment here in Orchard Road with cheap rent! I had to blackmail the owner to get the deal. He might feel bad about it but I think that's better than his wife knowing about his slap dancing partner.
And you know what's more amazing? After more than a year missing, this blog still gets traffic! I'm like what the hell? You people really don't have lives don't you? Might as well go back to your mom's armpits, assholes. See you next time!