When I say I don't do something, I don't comprende? Why do you fuckers still insist me in doing something I do not want to do?
Every time. Every time one of my clients who comes to me begging me to help setup their business, they would always ask me about advertising which, btw, is not in the fucking contract they signed! Like WTF did you actually read that piece of shit?
Because customer is always right, I sometimes give them advertising tips that I just made up in this brilliant mind of mind. If their business fail to golden then it's not my fault. You motherfuckers have been warned!
I thought, since 70% of my clients always end-up asking "do you do advertising?" with hopeful bobbling heads but with empty wallets, I thought, if I do advertising, I can actually charge extra fees upon them and of course, rake in cash from my competitors.
With this decision, I decided to study advertising in one flexible college. Who knows, I might even find some 'friends' I could take advantage of. These brats would do anything for a few hundred bucks and I can actually fire some of my staff that's been eating all my money lately and replace them with these talented fools....and if one day they plan to quit hahaha well...let's just say they'll never get a job in SG.