Let me tell you something about Hong Kong citizens....they're disgusting! One time I went to a KFC and the food looked like splattered shit.
Which is tpo say I just returned from Hong Kong on a business trip. It was a hilarious business deal actually. Those Cantons thought they could persuade me into give them a better deal for a lesser price by treating me to an expensive restaurant. I'm like hello? I'm not as stupid as most of you!
You'll never get those obvious tricks to work in Singapore. Here, we do things differently. I personally like the blackmail method but some of us prefer resorting to sexual advances or giving them advantage in foolishly still Malaysia. Some of us, like me, even learn a little psychiatric persuasion to get tender sometimes. If you've lived in Singapore as a successful person as I am, it never hurts to spy your competitor and use their personal secrets against them.
Going back to Hong Kong. There's nothing useful there, I hate the tourism spot and things were fucking expensive. Stupid Chinese idiots! I wanted to go to one of the brothels when my mood required it but I was afraid that their chicks were too dirty on their insides.
Shanghai is much much better. I might as well go there next time and tell those fucking Cantons to fly there as well if there's ever a need to have a ridiculous one on one meeting.
P/S: I've told them about the video conferencing technology but these idiots can never seem to understand what that means. The only reason I'm doing this shit is because it will gain me a foothold in Chinese waters.