Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sex With Carlotta

About a year ago my whore of a girlfriend dumped me for some waiter (how low can one get)...on New Year's eve! - she should've done it on Christmas! I was all alone at Zouk having that fourth shot of tequila when a drunken woman approached me to the dance floor and I foolishly obliged even though she smelled like a slut. Then again, all women at these places are sluts.

The biggest fucking mistake I've ever done in my life! Because she was just playing drunk.

That bitch slipped a pill into one of my countless drinks and RAPED me at her apartment.

Took photos of me being 'inappropriate' and threatened to post it to all my clients. I had no choice but to make her my business partner and wife and me, her toy.

Oh god! What have I done in my past life to deserve such fate? I've always been a good Samaritan!

Anyways, as she shops around Singapore every day with her best friends Ms. Fakeboobs and Aunt Botox, I'm earning less and less.

I'll never be able to buy that sailboat!

We have an open marriage so the bitch is pretty much sleeping with every dick in Singapore (even tourists) and I with every intern that sneaks through my office door.

With her though, I have to admit, the sex is good.

Very good.